ASK VERONICA
Looking for truly helpful advice on a wide range of topics? Then this isn't the place for you. This is, however, the place to leave your questions about style, life, creativity and everything in between and receive a thoughtful, sometimes witty but always under-qualified response.

So use your best pseudonym and ask away!
(i.e. "Sincerely, The Marvelous Mrs. Mayhem")

grossly under-qualified advice, coming right up.